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BAKERY SND Curly & his American business associate
discuss their business in code in France:
" You know I quit my job at the bakery... "
HHMMM SND Sound of Curly discovering that the
French Secret Service has TAPped his
phone: " hhHHMMmm !!! "
Curly gives them the Business...
SILLY SND Sound of Curly watching the French
Secret Service fall into his
practical joke trap:
" boy am I silly "
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Un-SND Rumors FRANCE wants your business !
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Well sort of...
On the recent NBC television show EXPOSE (9/13/91)
NBC showed what to expect if you are a business
traveler in France. You will find that the
French Secret Service will TAP your phone,
search your Hotel room, search your personal
belongings & your briefcase and also put a tail
on you as you travel on business throughout France.
France wants your business Secrets!!
What's a traveler to do ???
Well rumor has it from an Un-sound source that
the American business traveler is striking back
in creative & funny ways. The best we've heard
so far is the one about the business executive
who has a James Bond briefcase. She has it set
so that if you open it in an unusual way nothing
happens. But if you open it the regular way...
"POOF" out shoots a harmless DAY-GLO YELLOW dye
and cheap French perfume (merde).
That'll teach France for trying to get into
her briefs!!!
BUT what happens if you forget about your own
practical joke Booby traps ?!?
!!! Sachre bleu !!!